Thought of sharing with you and letting you know how oblivious some people can be in life.. Lets just name the characters, Robert – R and Suthan - S.. Robert and Suthan have nothing to do with this story but just for fun.. :D
R: Suthan!!! (shouts his lungs out), I'm doing laundry..
S: Why are you doing the laundry?
R: Cause the maid wont..
S: Oh ok.. Do you have any idea on how to do the laundry?
R: You wash it and you dry it, how hard can it be?
S: Then WHY do you need me for?
R: Which one is the washing machine?
S: (a huge smile on his face).. That one, (pointing to the washing machine)..
S: Just kidding, it's that one.. (pointing to the dryer).. (looking at each other, Suthan laughs)..
S: Sorry, its the first one..
R: (Robert looked annoyed at Suthan)..
S: Look it say wash on the dial.. (pointing to the washing machine)..
R: Ok.. I can do it, I will just turn it on and stick it in..
S: It's a washing machine, not a cocktail waitress..
S: Lets start by separating the delicates..
R: How is that not like a cocktail waitress?
S: Charming, hand me the detergent..
R: (takes a bottle)..
S: No no no, that the fabric softener.. You put that in AFTER the first cycle..
R: (Robert looks at a few bottles and the washer again and again and says..)
R: You know what? Maybe I'll just buy some new clothes..
S: Don't be such a baby.. Takes the detergent.. (pours the detergent in)
S:(Suthan, winds the machine and explains) Put it to cold wash, cold rinse and gentle cycle and turn it on.. DONE!!..
R: (hears the water going in and asks).. What’s that?
S: That would be water entering the washing machine..
R: Robert goes, "AMAZING!!!"
S: Yea it's pretty cutting edge..
R: What will they think off next? (innocent looking face)
S: Yea I hear scientists are working on a machine that can cook 2 pieces of bread at the same time..
R: Yea yea very funny.. Now what?
S: We wait..
R: How will we know when the clothes are done?
S: Don't worry the machine will call you on your cell phone
(answering him sarcastically)..
R: REALLY?? (Robert had an amazement and innocent look on his face again)..
S: (looks at him with a “ARE YOU SERIOUS” kind of face and walks away)..
R: I cant see what's the maid complaining about.. It's kind of fun..
After a few minutes later.. The maid walks in a asks who using the
R: I am, its not that hard.. (Robert explains to the maid).. The cold wash, cold rinse and gentle cycle..
R: (Robert’s phone rings).. That’s probably them now.. (he picks up his phone and goes)..
R: HELLO!! Oh, Hey mom.. Thought you were my washing machine..
The maid’s jaw drops till the floor in disbelieve.. haha..